The Empire of New Anderland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.213 billion New Anderlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Anderlandian economy, worth 454 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anderland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Anderland is ranked 93,163^rd in the world and 2,274^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 15.81 flags saluted per person per day.